Paradise City

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When Sam and Dean are called to Sweet Valley by their dad’s old army buddy, they quickly discover that things are not as hunky-dory as they look in this adorable suburb of LA. And also that “hunky-dory” is now part of their vocabulary, which is oddly clean.

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Gone

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“One minute, Mr. Nydick was rubbing Jessica’s shoulders, in a wholly inappropriate way, under the guise of demonstrating… something about the Civil War, the next he wasn’t.”

Every person outside of the students of Sweet Valley Middle School vanishes from Sweet Valley. They’re just gone. And now people are developing strange powers. Inevitably, with these fight-happy idiots, it’s going to be a bloodbath.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games)

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“Oh, Lizzie, isn’t it romantic?” Jessica squealed.

Elizabeth gaped at her twin. “They’re expecting us to kill each other.”

“Yes, but we get new clothes and we’re paired with a boy!”

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Nina’s Home for Christmas

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Zoey is a mother now, and it’s baby Wade’s first Christmas, and she has insisted that everybody come visit, but Zoey and Jake are having problems, and Lucas hasn’t quite got over the love of his life, and it’ll all come to a head because…

… Nina’s Home for Christmas

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